complete-fandomonium:

babsdarling:

asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

_{[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]}

akl;fjasdk;lasj;fk; ALL THE AWARDS

(via mrstom-hiddleston)

thescienceofjohnlock:

pernillo:

ladystormageddon:

Sometimes I talk like a pirate.

Oh hey…

I made that. 

haha awesome

(via br0-harry)

loki-though:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

(Source: goo.gl, via fuckyeahsherlockhomes)

sweetlittlekitty:

cumberbitchsandwich:

janeippo:

ishipjohnlock247:

chrismelonibenedictlover:

ishipjohnlock247:

chrismelonibenedictlover:

thistownlovestorunitsmouth:

OOOOOH! Sherlock shoes!

(x)

I want this!

has cumberbitchsamdwich seen these? Bet she has!!!

oh, she’ll have some massive ladyboner when she does see this.

you’ll probably be able to see it from space.

hahaha I bet she will too …. 

omg!! a ladyboner that size will need its own zip code!!

Oh, I’m totally showing her this.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING DICKFUCK

Astronauts will no longer need spacecraft to get to the moon, they can just climb my gigantic ladyboner.

I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE

(via dangling-thpider)

castiel-sherlock-watson:

Two ghosts by ~oirbmeamu

(via softwatsonwarmwatson)

Meet Irena Sendler (1910-2008)

She was a 98 year-old Polish woman at her time of death. During World War II, Irena worked in the Warsaw Ghetto as a plumbing/sewer specialist. She dedicated herself to smuggling Jewish children out. Infants were carried in the bottom of the tool box she used and older children in a burlap sack she had in the back of her truck.

She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids’ and infants’ noises. Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 children during this time

She eventually was caught and the Nazis broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and in a glass jar buried under a tree in her backyard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and reunited some of the families but most had been killed. She then helped those children get placement into foster family homes or adopted.

In 2007, Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected.

Al Gore won for presenting a slide show on Global Warming.

(via sternbergzookie)